Take a Break: Million Dollar Listing Pt. 1

Take a Break: Million Dollar Listing Pt. 1


IT’S A YEAR SINCE I MOVED TO LOS
ANGELES AND NOW THAT I OFFICIALLY CALL THIS CITY HOME I
THINK IT’S FITTING I HELP SOME OTHER RESIDENTS FIND THEMSELVES
SOME HOMES. DAVID PONDS, GIVE HIM A
WELL-EARNED BREAK. LET’S GO AND SELL SOME HOMES. HERE THEY ARE THE GUYS WHO MAKE
IT HAPPEN. HOW ARE YOU, NICE TO SEE YOU. HEY GENTS, HOW IS IT GOING? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SELLING
HOMES?>>THREE YEARS.>>HOW ABOUT I STEP IN FOR YOU,
DO GO GET A MASSAGE, PEDICURE, STAY A BREAK, HAVE A GOOD ONE. CORDEN THROUGH THE DAY.>>WE REALLY HAVE A SHOWING
TODAY WITH A VERY BIG HIP HOP ARTIST. MAIM IS TYGA.>>WHEN YOU SAY VERY BIG? VERY BIG HIP HOP ARTIST, I’M
HERE LIKE –>>WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU LIKE
FOR THIS HOUSE?>>I’M THINKING NORTH OF $20
MILLION.>>WHOA WHAT DOES DAVID DO THAT
ANOISE YO — ANOISE YOU SO YOU DON’T WANT ME TO DO?>>I’VE GOT TO BE HONEST, HE’S
THE BEST BUSINESS PARTNER. WE SAY OUR POINTS AND DON’T TALK
OVER ME.>>James: TEAMWORK IS DREAM
WORK. I TELL YOU, YOU GOT IT.>>SEE YOU LATER. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ IS.>>YOU OKAY?>>JAMES HOW ARE YOU?>>James: NICE TO MEET YOU.>>3700 SQUARE FEET. THE HOUSE IS — EVERYTHING YOU
SEE — CAN BE INCLUDED. ALL THE FURNITURE. EVERYTHING. KITCHEN IS — COMPLETELY ONE OF
A KIND. LET’S HEAD THERE IS AN INKO
HAMEMOIR FLOOR. THIS IS A FONTON POTATON, COUSIN
MADE STAINLESS STEEL. YOUTHELLE BENOCHE, DO YOU GUYS
LIKE LOW WINDOWS?>>JAMES CAN WE TALK ABOUT —
>>James: ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HAVING KIDS? I’D DUET A SAFETY LOCK ON THAT. NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT, YOU’RE
DEAD. BUT IF YOU HAVEN’T GOT KIDS,
IT’S STILL A BIT WEIRD. YOU’VE GOT DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES.>>DT.>>ZT. PACIFIC DESIGN CENTER. CENTURY CITY.>>CC.>>AND THE BATHROOM.>>WC.>>ALL THE WAY TO THE OCEAN. AFTER BEING TO THE CLUB A FEW
GIRLS HERE, FEW GIRLS IN THE POOL, JUST ONE GUY THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? A GUY THERE, HE’S GOT DRUGS. YOU LIKE M TFERLTV RIGHT? REMEMBER THIS? THIS IS THE BED THAT YOU GUYS
ARE GOING TO FLIP FOR RIGHT? FOLLOW ME, COME THIS WAY IN
HERE. RIGHT? IN HERE, YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO
SEE THIS. YOU’VE GOT A WASHER. AND A DRYER! A WASH HE AND A DRYER. FORGET ABOUT IT. GO TO BED TYGA. GET IN HERE. I’M SAYING, YOU CAN MEASURE HOW
MANY PEOPLE — HOW MANY PEOPLE, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR — I THINK
YOU’RE GOING TO NEED A BIG ARE BED. I DON’T WANT THIS BE A ROOM FOR
FOURGs, 5Gs, 6GEST,.>>IT’S POSITIONED PERFECTLY,
LET’S LEAVE. I MEAN YEAH IT’S PRETTY
UNBELIEVABLE. SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
GENERALLY?>>I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT.>>I LOVED IT. REALLY HAPPY IN IT.>>
>>James: THE SHOWER HAS PHENOMENAL ACOUSTICS. TYGA.>>♪ ♪ ♪
[ RAPPING ]>>WHAT I’M SAYING.>>James: THAT’S WHAT I’M
SAYING. IT’S WORTH BEARING IN MIND THERE
IS NOT A SURFACE IN THIS HOUSE THAT YOU COULDN’T SNORT COCAINE
FROM. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: SO QUIET! LOOK AT THAT! I KNOW YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO
FALL ASLEEP AND — OKAY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF BIRD THAT IS,
BUT IT’S SO FUNNY, IT’S SO QUIET. AFTER YOU. AFTER YOU. ALL RIGHT. THIS IS THAT COUCH, THIS IS
UNCOMFORTABLE COUCH RIGHT?>>IT’S ABOUT AN $80,000
(BLEEP). I’D NEGOTIATE WITHOUT THAT
COUCH. STILL NOT A GOOD COUCH JAMES.>>James: LET’S.>>(BLEEP) (BLEEP).>>James: AM I WRONG? HAVE A BAR, HAVE A BAR, LET’S
SAY YOU BRING A GIRL BACK SHE’S A BIG GIRL, YOU SAY LET’S GET IN
THE TUB TOGETHER. THAT’S NOT A BY 1. YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT JURY
LEGS DOWN. HANG ON. I SEE THAT’S A GOOD BATH!>>YOU KNOW THIS IS
INTERCONNECTING WHICH IS ALWAYS NICE SO YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF
EITHER CLOSING IT OFF OR YOU COULD MAKE THIS ALL PART OF THE
MASTER OR IT COULD BE TWO SEPARATE BEDROOMS. YOU’VE GOT AN AMAZING AMAZING
ENSUITE BATHROOM. JEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JEN? JEN? CHECKING ALL OF THE FACILITIES
TYGA, YOU NOT DO THAT? MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WORKS. SO FAR, SO GOOD. GIVE US A RING, CHEERS. YOU’RE WELCOME, YOU’RE WELCOME,
YOU’RE WELCOME. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: AND THIS IS JAMES AND DAVID THANKS FOR COMING
DOWN. SUCH FUN. NOW JAMES ARE THOSE — I DON’T
KNOW AS YOU’VE GOT MY ADDRESS RIGHT OR WRONG BECAUSE I HAVEN’T
RECEIVED MY COMMISSION CHECK. YET.>>YOU SCARED HIM AWAY.>>James: COME ON THERE’S NO
WAY! NO ABSOLUTELY NOT. HE LOVED IT. I CAN TALK TO HIM ON A LEVEL
THAT YOU NEVER WILL BE ABLE TO. AFTER I LEFT THAT DAY HE WAS
CALLING ME GOING CAN YOU SHOW ME SOME OTHER HOUSES.>>INTERESTING, HE HASN’T REALLY
CALLED ME.>>James: YOU AREN’T REAL, I
POINT IT ALL OUT, I SHOW HIM THE PROS AND THE CONS. THE HOUSE SOLD?>>TWICE,.>>James: WHAT —
>>$9.6 MILLION.>>James: I’D HAVE GOT YOU
10! (APPLAUSE)
>>James: HOW WAS I OUT THERE? BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY WENT AND SAW
SOME OTHER HOUSES THAT WE’RE GOING TO SHOW YOU PART 2
TOMORROW. WE WANT TO SHOW SOME OTHER
HOUSES I MEAN IT WAS CLEAR WE WERE A PARTNERSHIP. HAS IT BEEN DIFFICULT SINCE
DAVID’S COME BACK? LOOK AT HIM COME BACK DRESSED AS
A SPAM, NOW HE’S SOME KIND OF MID LIFE CRISIS. IS THAT ALL BECAUSE — BECAUSE
YOU’RE SAYING TO HIM WELL JAMES DOES IT A DIFFERENT WAY?>>YOU KNOW HE’S BEEN TRYING TO
FOLLOW YOUR LEAD SINCE YOU LEFT AND YOU WERE AMAZING BUT THIS —
THIS LATE NIGHT SHOW, I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY KEEP YOUR NIGHT
JOB. YOU’RE VERY GOOD AT THAT. (APPLAUSE)
>>REAL ESTATE IS NO

100 thoughts on “Take a Break: Million Dollar Listing Pt. 1

  1. Isn't tyga the dude that got kicked out of the estate for not paying rent.

  2. V

  3. Top left of James harris shoulder @ 7:00 A 14 million dollar house with that godawful scruff,,, no thanks

  4. Only me who heard "Very big K-Pop artist"?

  5. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  6. Help me dislike these stupid ass fb adds to hell please

  7. 6:09 that's not a view I want!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. He deserves way more than 18 million

  9. Anyone see all the legs in the mirrored counter with slippers on their feet @5:45, then next scene Noone is wearing them

  10. $20 million for 4700 square feet…. laughs in texan

  11. Like half way through the video i was like man aint gonna sell the house coz of james init ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. โ€œI donโ€™t know what kind of bird that is, but is so quiet โ€œ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. New Name: test James patience

  14. That realtor wanted to murder James.

  15. A bunch of insecure producer company products that can't handle and play along a joke because what if someone thinks they are GHAY. Oh noes, they are bad boiz gangstas. Little shits.

  16. but the fact is that james has 5 times more money than tyga

  17. Tyga was like, "What the f***" hahahah LOL

  18. So because tyga doesnโ€™t feel comfortable laying in the bed with James heโ€™s homophobic?

  19. tyga got a child those wimdows would have been a deal breaker

  20. Did tyga make that much money from one song?

  21. Lmfao

  22. Ya Ok ,,, From a Guy who gets all his Cars REPOED !! They wouldn't Finance him Bubble Gum. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  23. Keep your night job actually fits because it is a night job ๐Ÿ˜‚

  24. Omg james ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  25. he messed up what wouldve been a great sell .. and turned it into a joke.. you can tell they were really not happy with james.

  26. James Gordon is just British Guillermo with his own show

  27. This is the Best Sales Talks i Ever Heard Thanks James! Tyga seems Happy! ^_^

  28. First of all tyga's net worth is like $2 million.

    So can someone tell me what the hell he's doing at a listing of a house worth $20 million. He better go borrow some money from Kylie

  29. 1:39 put your finger on million then itโ€™s just $13 dollars๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚(Inside joke)

  30. Fuck I hate real estate agents scumbags of the universe

  31. I don't think they got the price they were looking for there… 1:03 to 7:58

  32. Anyone who would spend 80K on a couch doesnโ€™t deserve their wealth.. ridiculous

  33. Theres a few girls here and a guy there onky cuz he got drogs๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  34. "listen to that"
    *sirens are blastin
    "soo quiet"
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  35. THAT was marvelous ๐Ÿ˜€ i cant believe tyga acted so shy, when james tried to lay down next to him in bed..i mean really? still afraid of getting accused being gay? omfg ^^

  36. A fotonfottoton hahaha

  37. "But anyway, So yeah I mean it's pretty unbelievable" LOOOL

  38. Why is tyga there he knows he canโ€™t afford it??

  39. this is a fongtonkpaktonkton๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  40. โ€œThereโ€™s only one guy here and he has drugsโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  41. I miss take a break

  42. Tyga's net worth is $2 million, according to CelebrityNetWorth.com. How tf can he afford $25 million house lol

  43. why would they show him houses all his shit is ropoed.

  44. This supposed to b funny ?

  45. You can tale that he was annoyed

  46. Why move to the LA area?

  47. Why not to move to the LA area?

  48. you can really feel that realtor hating james

  49. Is it my eye or are they singing in the shower huh ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ am dead

  50. I lost it at the bathtub part

  51. And that one guy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  52. Net worth of $3 million and is buying a $10 million house….. hummmmmm

  53. did james just fuck up the house deal?

  54. How much did tyga got paid to be on my video

  55. tygas networth is fucking 3 million why is he here

  56. You know, the point is that tygaโ€™s net worth is estimated to be $3 million and the house costs around $20 million dollars LMAO

  57. He did get this house tho

  58. Wouldn't be surprised if one of the 3 were gay. Damn they were uncomfortable ๐Ÿ˜‚

  59. Haha the more manly this Tyga guy tries to act, the more like a pussy he comes off! Insecurity is visible my friend!

  60. rappers and hip hop artists are so uncomfortable with their sexuality oml lol
    no wonder why most of them are so homophobic

  61. Very big…tyga..lol

  62. Who the hell needs 6 bathrooms?!!!!

  63. Sorry for my ignorance but who is this guy Tyga?

  64. the guy was so poised at some points

  65. it's fun for him but seriously he ruined their business. This is not a joke! They're dealing their business to clients for real. He should have told them back after that, he's just messing around. He's doing his TV show to get back their clients back. I can read the face of David and his partner that they're not much happy to frighten away their clients. ๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธ

  66. "i don't know what that is but it's so quiet."
    YEA RIGHT

  67. come on tyga….you aint secure in your masculinity

  68. Seriously those were some wierd ass window placements

  69. No talent, homophobic, hip hop scum. Musical intelligence; zero, with access to far too much money, and all for producing utter (c)rap.

  70. I didn't think I could dislike tyga more than I already did. His friend Luke is great. That realtor is fantastic..lol

  71. ZeeeeeeBest!! Hilarious James!!!

  72. Luke has his flip-phone on the outside of his sweatpants and in the 21st century. Respect โœŠ

  73. He has no filter and I love it!

  74. Loved the way tyga and his crew were chill as, havin a laugh. This was hilarious. Hahaha. James is awesome in this. Comment section putting their issues on tyga. Everyone has a different personality type. It's called personal space. Not "not feeling secure in my sexuality". I dont care if you're female or male. If i dont know you Don't hug me. Don't touch me. I can still laugh and enjoy your company perfectly. Let everyone have their own humour and boundary line. He and his crew were a good sport, stuck around and laughed along with james, sat on the couch with him, rapped in the shower.. he doesn't have to act the way you want him too… ๐Ÿ˜’ he is not you.

  75. my neighbours must be worried about how i'm screaming watching this shit lol

  76. Funniest man alive James corden

  77. How much for the house and then look at the danger of that window.

  78. "North of 20 million"
    Nobody talking about how it was listed at 13?

  79. Weird how James gives actual critiques to a furnished house. Couches suck, baths are small, WASHER AND DRYER, and those stupid and child unsafe open windows.
    Don't undercut people just because they have money so your cut is bigger, these people are trying to buy a home.
    It's very upsetting that on national TV realtors are still stingy.

  80. So homophobic its hilarious!

  81. 5:56 my stomach hurt cause of james ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  82. 3:18 did i just see a foot?

  83. James is fabulous he is doing a great job

  84. "don't know what kind of bird it is, it's so quiet' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  85. Listen to that…(sirens) so quiet..I dont know what kinda bird that is? but so quiet HAHAHAHA

  86. I never laughed so damm much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  87. Seriously shit house 4 the price

  88. Tyga doesnโ€™t have 20 million lol

  89. Looks like my house in GTA V

  90. 1:21 โ€œdonโ€™t talk over meโ€ 1:50 lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

  91. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  92. Free suggestion Do Not Hire James else sure bank corrupt๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

  93. Tyga made this shit so awkward๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก

  94. THEY DON'T USE THE TABLET ! THEY USEING IPAD !!!

  95. Taste music video house

  96. Team work makes the dream work- RM ๐Ÿ’œ

  97. Isn't is hypocritical to judge Tyga about not wanting to lay in bed with him?ย 
    Why should he? he feels uncomfortable for WHATEVER reason…. oh, he should be forced to do it? people here saying he's insecure about his sexuality, isn't that the same reason gay people fight, to not be judged for their believes, so get a grip and let people be who they are not not shame them into fitting into what you think is right or wrong….

  98. SOLD! LOL! ๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘โœŒ

  99. Pissing off a man for under 10 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚

  100. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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