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The Landlord (with outtakes!)

– So it says here Madonna is reinventing herself again. Hey did you get that letter from the doctor yet? – [Will Ferrell] I did. – What’d it say? – My dad’s gay. – I knew it. Those blood tests don’t lie. (knocking) Who’s that? – [Will] It’s my landlord, Pearl. I’m really late on […]

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BUILDING THE FUNNIEST HOSPITAL | Two Point Hospital

Hey, hi. Hello there before the video begins. I just want to- no! get out-get out of here! Skip ad’ button. This is not an ad. Well it is. it’s an ad for the Jacksepticeye How did we get here live show comedy world tour If you didn’t know I’m going on tour very very […]

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BUILDING THE ROCKET | Subnautica – Part 15 (Full Release)

*High five noise* Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back to Subnauseous. The gun is down, the world is cured Everybody’s happy. I have no idea what I’m doing in this episode because Everything else is like a straightforward plan Knew where I was going knew what I […]

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Why Is a Landlord Called a “Landlord”? – Neal Brennan

You know what drives me crazy about the economy is when they talk about it on the news. They act like everybody’s rich. You notice that? Where they’ll be like, “Global economic meltdown. Is your money safe?” What, do you mean the $43 I have in my checking account? It should be okay. Thank you. […]

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Build Your Own Microwave

Today we enjoy our favorite midnight snacks. Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Gooooood mythical morning! – Mythical beasts, I can tell that you are thirsty. That you are in fact parched because you are isolated out in the desert of unanswered questions. And here we go, trekking out to meet you […]