Los Santos Real Estate | se02ep01 | The Wolves are coming

Los Santos Real Estate | se02ep01 | The Wolves are coming


Cho Lenny fucking Semour You son of a bitch. Your midnight camera shenanigans around Hillcrest Avenue lost me my job Oh shut up. The window was open It’s not about the fucking window, it’s about Trumps air purificators Yeah, Robinson Real Estate only uses top of the line Schwarzenburgs. But who cares, they are all dicks anyway Your career is already over. Look at you, you’re a washed up drunk. Why did you have to drag me down with you Now no one will take me You shouldn’t have sold the houses with devices designed for mass murder Now, leave me be. Let me wallow in my own sorrow You are such a god damn – Oh God damnit, I used to have someone answerring this shit Former Dynasty real estate, currently freelance real estate agent Lenny Semour speaking how can I help you? Outside. Bring Chow Alright, lets get outside Yeah lets go you treatorous piece of shit Come one, lets go! I did what you asked boss Yes, fantastic job. Gentlemen, get in the limo Wait, why are you so battered? Ah god.. We got knocked out by this guy Please dont kill us Kill you? Bat? Mikael, whats all this about? Well I got them boss What have I told you about the bats? You’re going to kill somebody Well I took the initative boss The initiative wasn’t yours to take Now, its time for punishment Gentlemen, wait right here while I handle my slow cousin What have I told you – No victor please Accept your punishment like a man I’ll tell my mother- Tell her! I havent had a christmas card from the wrench in years I’m sorry you had to see that but that insubordination can not go unpunished Why did we get taken into the van? I just cleaned the limo, cant have dust all over it I am seeing double, 5 Semours What is wrong with Cho? It’s just a minor concussion Why do I hear blood flowing out of my ear? My god, we need to take him to a hospital No, he’s fine O my God, its you. Lenny Semour. Enough of this Gentlemen I brought you out here to make you an offer, you couldnt refuse I’ll take it But you didn’t even hear my offer yet You said we couldn’t refuse We need to pick up one more guy, then I’ll tell you all about it Victor, wait! Take the van back to the lockup But you have the keys! *Bowling Bling playing* And here we have him The celeberty cinematagropher and the man behind the smash hit, Bowling Bling Sir, do you have a spare moment to talk to us? Yeah sure So you have take Los Santos by story with your smash hit Now tell us, what’s next? I’m just taking a break now, travel the world, see places That sounds amazing. So you’ve had a checkered past with Los Santos Real Estate and downfal of celeberty real estate agent David Cho Have you seen Cho since? No comments. Got another signing to do so see you later. Please, one more question? Please sir? Oh, I dont feel well.. CHO?! O my god its you! Lenny Semour! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Guys I have an offer that gets you right back on top in the Real Estate business What do you mean I’m already on top! I’m a god damn hit artist in Los Santos Silence idiot Look at this crate! What horrible miss-use of fine wood! Whats wrong with him? Don’t worry about it, it’s a minor basebat related concussion. He’ll be fine Who are you? My name is Victor Doge, CEO of Wolf International Real Estate I know all about the three of you and therefor I brought you all out here You have nowhere to go and we are the biggest Real Estate agency out there How does Lenny and Cho from Wolf Real Estate sound? Look at this stirdy fine wooden shaft, supporting this finely kept storage facility! That’s the spirit, Cho’s onboard! What about you two? I’m in Camera guy? We could use your expertise Fuck no! What have I told you about hitting people?! But I used my fists this time! YOU IDIOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

44 thoughts on “Los Santos Real Estate | se02ep01 | The Wolves are coming

  1. Los Santos Real Estate is back! Special thanks to Gordy for making a guest apearance in this video! Hope you enjoyed the pilot episode of Los Santos Real Estate season 2! Let us know what you think of the new cast in Los Santos Real Estate season 2! Also be sure to drop a like to support us and the series.

  2. Booyah!

  3. Oh Hell yeah!

  4. Yeaaah

  5. Ermagawd, that was awesome! Can't wait for the next!

  6. DAVID CHO!!! I'm also liking this sexy silver fox Victor Doge ;D

  7. Amazing Quality! Well Done Bastards! Can't wait to see what happens in Ep. 2 😉

  8. AMAZING , butt what will happen next ??!?!!?!?

  9. the bigining was in the test stream

  10. What can I say, it was great! Can't wait for the next episodes!

  11. This was amazing! Love how you added bowling bling.

  12. Awesome!

  13. LOVE the new vibe

  14. DAVID CHO!

  15. nice one , good job 👍

  16. Where marky at?

  17. #davidcho

  18. I am so disappointed… Not even ONE..

    Schwartzenburg…..

  19. It's back! Woohoo!

  20. THANK YOU OMGG

  21. really REALLY good!

  22. Amazing really good work !!!

  23. Hell Yeah! David Cho is Back! 😀

  24. 4:52 20 Minutes into David cho and chill and he gives you this look.

  25. Aww the weazel news reference would love to see don lavender help out David Cho in some sort of way, but great video nonetheless

  26. Nice !! keep up the good work Basterds

  27. Yes, yes, yes! He's back!

    How could anyone give this a dislike by the way…?

  28. Yes, yes, yes! He's back!

    How could anyone give this a dislike by the way…?

  29. Love it

  30. WELCOME BACK DAVID CHO!

  31. HOly shit, 11 melons out of 8 😀

  32. This is my favourite thing on YouTube right now. I always look forward to seeing a new episode in my feed. Keep it up!

  33. I love how this series has transformed from more of a skit to a show now. Awesome work. Nice story tie in with bowling bling btw. Keep em coming!

  34. Awsome bro !! Love the humor !

  35. Lved it, cant wait for episode two, Best part for me was the offer you cant refuse, I'll take it!

  36. lmao very well written

  37. I love how you guys made a real estate series into an awesome TV series!

  38. #WorthTheWait

  39. IS THAT DON LAVENDER I SEE ?!

  40. give you a offer that you can't refuse
    Il' take it!
    But you don't know it yet!
    but you said we can't refuse it!
    xD 10/10

  41. Anyone notice the news reporter from the old Weazel News videos?

  42. Bowling Bling is Fucking Shit.

  43. someone tell me the name of the godfather music remix

  44. They fuck up The Godfather theme song

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