Idiot’s Guide to Japanese Apartments

Idiot’s Guide to Japanese Apartments


[Jun]
Are you move to Japān? Do you know how to set up your apaatmento? (apartment) Watch this easzi guide, and I’ll tell you how! [In Japanese]
Ugh. Stupid foreigner can’t even use a f****** bathroom.. [Rachel]
What? [Jun]
Welcome to your new Japanese basurumu~ Your basurumu may look like dis, Or, if you’re a poor pāson, (person) your tub, shink, and toiret will be all in same room. [Rachel]
Why is there a mirror in here?
Won’t it just get foggy? [Jun]
Haha, gaijin-san. [“Silly foreigner”] Buy Kumoridomē sponji and use it on curinu (clean) mirror. Now when mirror is foggy, just sprash with water. Congraturātion! Now you see body while you shower! … nebaamindo. Do not use sponji. Now you’re in Japan. When you finish shower, you go in tub to relax. [Rachel]
I don’t need to use the tub. They get really dirty and it’s really hard to scrub clean.. [Jun]
ONLY BARBARIAN BATHE IN DIRTY TUB! IN JAPAN WE CLEAN TUB EBURI NAITO. (every night) [Rachel]
Every night?! [Jun]
Pay attention! Fāsto: (first) Spurē (spray) the tub with water. Sekando: Spray with curinaa! Saado (Third): Scrub with sponji on stick and rinse offu! [Rachel]
You do this every night? [Jun]
YES. Here in Japan, we do this every naito. It takes saati (30) seconds and you will
never have to scrub your tub again! Ando you can sit in CURINU water instead of bazing (bathing) with DEAD SKIN and OIRU. (OIL) [In Japanese]
YOU WHITE PIG. [Rachel]
Okay… [Jun]
Once your tub is clean put da stoppa in, setto your watā haito ānd temperature and you can fill za tub now. Or wait until reita (later) and use your remote panel in ki-chin (kitchen) to start filling the tub. [Panel, in Japanese]
“Filling with hot water now!” [Rachel]
Why are there slits on the side? Won’t stuff go down it and make it dirty under the tub? [Jun]
Don’t you think we planned for that? If your tub is designed like this, you can take off the front panel to access the inside for curiningu. Thank you for asking! Japan is having many asuquaku (earthquakes) You must prevent your furniture from fāru (falling) and kiring (killing) you. We have many producto to maku your apaatmento safe. For your tall furniture we have Taishin pōru. [Earthquake pole] Simply stretch them to ceiling and tighten. For heavy objecto that too short for pōru, (pole) we have bery sticky pad. It’s bery, bery sticky. Put under things like refrijiretaa (refrigerator) and your precious terebi [television]. Now in asuquaku, your things be less broken and you have less chance to DIE. [In Japanese]
That’s too bad. [Rachel]
Ooh, I love tatami! It’s so pretty! [Jun]
STUPID FOREIGNER! Do you even know how mendokusai [obnoxious] is tatami?! Tatami is made of dry igusa, which is like straw. Many apartments still have tatami.
We use as bedroom. Before you lay bed on tatami, you must lay moisture sheet to prevent mold growing. It’s so delicate. You must never walk on top with shoes, put heavy furniture, or spillu, or it become DESTROY. If you spill on tatami like soy sauce or Kohii [coffee], you must immediately absorb with flour to prevento stainingu. Then, vacuum! It’s BERI EFFECTIBU! Step 2. Haido your stain by taaning your tatami upside down. Step 3. Gibu ap. (Give up.) Congraturation! You ruin tatami foreba! (forever!) Now you know basic apaato set-appu. (set-up) In next guide, I will teach you how to put up products for kitchen. [Rachel]
Where are you going?!
Bring it back! It’s gonna get stuck to your mouth. Why are you licking it?!
EWW! He’s licking it! I have to use that! Okay. Stay. Ow. Ow. [Jun]
This is not how the real earthquake goes. You don’t fall down like that. [Rachel]
How many times do I have to do this? It hurts! [Jun]
Watch this easy guide, and I will tell you how. [Rachel]
I’ll tell you HOW. [Jun]
Watch this easy guide, and I will tell you how. [Rachel]
I’ll tell you HOW! [Jun]
I’ll tell you how? [Rachel]
I’ll tell you HOW! [Jun]
I honestly cannot tell the difference, so I don’t know. [Rachel]
You’re saying —
[Jun]
I’ll tell you how. [Rachel]
Higher. [Jun]
I’ll tell you HOW! [Rachel]
Yeah. ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

100 thoughts on “Idiot’s Guide to Japanese Apartments

  1. Please make more of these, I've been rewatching them and I need mooore

  2. Jun my dude ima need you to narrarate my life with that accent.

  3. Omg I soooo miss my home in Sasebo. Toilet where it belonged….in the toilet room. Bath where it belonged…in the humongous shower…in the bathroom.
    I alway had the tub set to fill in the morning so it would be ready when I got up. And loved having the control panel in the kitchen.

  4. I finally figured out why Jun's Engrish sometimes sounded like fake.
    It WAS a fake.

  5. imagine being able to fill your tub without having to stay in the room to prevent overflow

  6. Haku…

  7. Step 3….give up🤣🤣🤣🤣

  8. You call that a bathroom? Lmao do they come in human size

  9. You must not use vacuum cleaner on dry grass,because the some vacuum cleaner will be broken and you may receive an electronic shock…

  10. So cool 👏😄

  11. I'm dead. Jun is so funny and I love how he's actually really good at English and barely even has an accent, but was opposite of that on purpose for this video. 😂

    He is so talented 😭😭
    And Rachel's face when she was next to the tub 😂😂😂

  12. i am watching this a thousand times it always fumy like first time i watch this

  13. I love the anti American phrases well worth watching.

  14. I love these videos

  15. Just turn on the exhaust fan on the wall.

  16. I think this guy has some resentment for Americans can't quite place why though.

  17. Many tatami died to bring you this video ;_;

  18. 語彙力に発音が追いついてない感じすごい‪w

  19. Jajajajaja,Soooooo funny I love you videos,good gob.

  20. im gonna use this comment to keep track of how many times i rewatch this video.

  21. That tatami panel made a bold sacrifice for this video lol

  22. Poor RACHEL at 00:02 getting sprayed in the face.

  23. Rachel spraying the shower into her face with her eyes open and fully clothed is so funny

  24. Step 3.

    Give Up. – You rooin tatami forebaaaa

  25. That was stinkin hilarious!

  26. Is any of this real?

  27. She is stupid beautiful

  28. This was the first time that I watched any of videos in over 4 years. It had me dying from laughter! 😂

  29. 😂😂😂u guys r awesome!

  30. Berry berry stigyy

  31. Zannen o.O

  32. Como termine aquí :v?

  33. 3:18 😂😂😂

  34. Step 3: Give up!

  35. HAHAHA moving to Japan now

  36. Love it , so funny

  37. His accent 2 years ago XD

  38. 2:34 I swear Rachel looks just like an anime character here with her expression and just how she looks

  39. I thought I was finally going to know how to deal with the toilets, but Rachel and Jun be playing games with my heart 😭

  40. This is so offending

  41. Im glad they are joking. Because I was a little confused at first.

  42. Suddenly American restrooms are very efficient

  43. I can't understand English but it's awesome

  44. I replayed the 'stupid foreigner. Can't even use a f**** bathroom' line several times so I can learn it

  45. OK this was incredibly funny

  46. Love this channel man

  47. Your Japanish accent made me laugh to death 😂😂😂

  48. あえて発音悪くしてるの、うける笑

  49. 2:30 ん?
    後ちょくちょく聞こえてくる日本語がひどく聞こえるw

  50. Jun was enjoying this too much😂

  51. 1:56 i know it’s supposed to be earthquake but it sounds so much like ass-quake🤣🤣🤣

  52. え!?毎回浴槽洗うの???

  53. or it become DESTROY

  54. i d i o t ‘ s
    g u i d e

  55. sponji is such a cute word

  56. These China or Japan are fucked up
    And this sauces

  57. Thumbs up for even spraying herself with the shower head

  58. Most Asians homes , toilet and shower are the same place no dividers, my house literally the toilet bowl and the shower is in 1 bathroom and no divider since it’s easier to wash the whole bathroom than washing 2 sections

  59. I want that tub, i want to have hot bath

  60. Jun, like your extra Japanese engwish. Lol

  61. 0:09 風呂の使い方も知らないバカ外人どもが!

  62. Hey guys.. share how to clean Japanese gas stove

  63. Berry berry sticky

  64. Hilarious!

  65. this is awesome

  66. I love how Jun talks when he does these videos😂😂

  67. Planning on moving to japan with my fiancé in a few years, this was both funny and informative 😂😂

  68. 0:02 XDDDD

  69. when I first watched them I thought Rachel was japanese🤦🏾‍♀️

  70. I'm half Japanese, also does anyone read the captions XD

  71. Lol for half the video I feel like Jun is holding a gun to Rachel. For example, at this time: 1:16

  72. バカ外人か😅😅
    突然のおすすめ、奥様綺麗🌼

  73. I don't understand the dislikes this is freaking hilarious 😂

  74. damn my closet is bigger than their whole apartment

  75. I love this, the language XD

  76. how dare you waste tatami

  77. I don’t know what you talking about dumbo

  78. You Destroyed Tatami For a 4 Minute Video and idk If i should be impressed or disgusted

  79. How could Jun survive when he roasted rachel in the video. She is your wife

  80. Pprque esto suena como…¿ruso?

  81. incredibly unhelpful

  82. Como é que eu cheguei aqui?🇧🇷🤔😂

  83. Great video, guys. Also, love how your kitty matches your GORGEOUS hair.

  84. I had a blast Jun using japanglish
    . “No offense”

  85. Who else is Just staring at the face that Rachel made In the mirror?

  86. "ˢᵀᵁᴾᴵᴰ ᶠᴼᴿᴱᴵᴳᴺᴱᴿ ᶜᴬᴺ'ᵀ ᵁˢᴱ @&$€¥%€£!? ᴮᴬᵀᴴᴿᴼᴼᴹ"

  87. SECANDOOH

  88. Thx im a idiot do this is a perfect guide

  89. "Ando yuu haabu reesu chaansu tsuu daai, zannen"
    Now, I'm dying

  90. Your hair color uglyy ewww

  91. Love this every time I watch it 😹
    Btw my cats do the same thing w tape or any sticky item they try to lick it. Truly no idea. Maybe they like something in the glue used for tapes/stickypads/lint rollers and such.

  92. Man… So offensive…
    I love it!!

  93. Um, this ain't cursed Minecraft,

    This is cursed life

  94. Omg guys.its really funny guide

  95. GAIJIN

  96. Is it weird? I enjoy getting insulted by Jun lol

  97. カタカナ英語まじ笑うwww

  98. 1:44 Just go to the hardware store and buy some caulk…

  99. Rachel is sooo pretty✨👩✨

  100. Step 3….. GIVE UP , CONGRATULATION, YOU RUINED TATAMI FOREVER!! * I feel traumatized :/*

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