‘BARRIED’ | Life For Sale

‘BARRIED’ | Life For Sale


>>BARRY: BEN, IF I COULD SAY ONE THING TO YOU, I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF PHYSICALLY. REDUCE YOUR CONSUMPTION. WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE BEFORE YOU HAVE SECONDS. SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN UNDERNEATH ALL THAT BLUBBER I THINK THERE’S REALLY A HEART. ♪ ♪>BEN MALLAH: PAULY’S HUSBAND-IN-LAW HAS FLEW DOWN FROM CALIFORNIA TO INSTALL ARTWORK ON THE WHOLE SIDE OF THIS BUILDING HERE. HIS EX-WIFE MADE THIS ARTWORK. WAS A FAMOUS ARTIST FROM SAN FRANCISCO. IS SENDING DOWN HER COMMON-LAW HUSBAND EVEN THOUGH SHE’S STILL MARRIED TO PAULY TO COME DOWN HERE AND INSTALL ALL OF THIS ARTWORK WE WAITED TWO FRIGGING YEARS FOR. AND PAULY’S HAVING SOME ISSUES DEALING WITH THE SITUATION.>PAULY: I AM NOT. WILL YOU STOP THAT.>BEN: HE’S STILL
IN LOVE WITH HER.>PAULY: OH MY GOD.>BEN: THIS GUY’S GOT HER NOW.>PAULY: YOU’RE SUCH A… YOU KNOW, YOU’RE
GONNA MAKE ME… JUST WALK AWAY MAN.>BEN: IF IT DON’T BOTHER YOU, WHY ARE YOU….>PAULY: IT AIN’T BOTHERING ME. YOU’RE BOTHERING ME.>BEN: SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT IT?>PAULY: WHY YOU GOTTA TALK SHIT?>BEN: BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE DO.>BARRY: MY NAME IS BARRY. I GOT THE PRIVILEGE OF COMING FROM CALIFORNIA TO DECORATE A LITTLE PIECE OF CLEARWATER WITH OUR ARTWORK. VERY DELICIOUS, MY FRIENDS. THIS IS TAHOE. IT’S ORGANIC. FRESH FROM CALIFORNIA. VERY FINE PRODUCT. BEN, NICE TO MEET YOU FINALLY.>BEN: NICE TO MEET YOU.>BARRY: SO ARE YOU FROM NEW YORK?>BEN: YEAH.>BARRY: ME TOO.>BEN: YEAH. WHERE YOU FROM?>BARRY: BORN IN BROOKLYN.>BEN: 18TH AVE. CROPSEY.>BARRY: CROWN HEIGHTS… YEAH, CROPSEY AVENUE. OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU KNOW THAT AREA. MY WIFE, ACTUALLY PAULY’S EX-WIFE GOING BACK 27 YEARS, IT’S A VERY CURIOUS SITUATION. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE ODD PERHAPS WORKING FOR HER EX. AND ACTUALLY CALLS PAULY AND ME HUSBANDS-IN-LAW. I GUESS MY WIFE HAD GOOD TASTE.>BEN: CAN YOU HELP
US MOVE THIS. OH BOY. IT’S NICE TO SEE TWO HUSBANDS WORKING TOGETHER.>BARRY: OH YOU’RE A F–KING… YOU’RE A FUNNY GUY, BEN.>BEN: YOU’RE HIS HUSBAND-IN-LAW.>BARRY: THIS IS MY
WIFE’S HUSBAND.>PAULY: IT SHOULD BE FACING LIKE THIS.>BEN: YOU CAN PUT IT HERE OR YOU CAN PUT IT UP THERE.>PAULY: I THINK IT
LOOKS NICE HERE.>BARRY: HERE IS BETTER.>PAULY: THAT’S PERFECT.>BEN: I THINK I LIKE IT POINTED IN. IT’S LIKE WELCOMING THEM TO THE HOTEL.>PAULY: YOU LIKE THAT?>BEN: NO.>BARRY: BELIEVE ME, ONCE I PUT IT UP IT’S UP.>BEN: DON’T TALK ABOUT THINGS BEING UP IN FRONT OF PAULY, PLEASE. OKAY. HE’S GOT SENTIMENTAL FEELINGS. HE’S GOT ISSUES. ALL RIGHT. YOU STOLE HIS F–KING WIFE.>BARRY: I’LL BE KIND.>BEN: ALL RIGHT. YOU’RE NOT IN THE BEST OF GRACES HERE, OKAY. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ALLIGATORS UP CLOSE BEFORE? LET’S HOPE YOU DON’T
ON THIS TRIP. OKAY.>TO BE IN YOUR GOOD GRACES I HOPE AND SEE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND YOU’LL FEEL LIKE “OKAY, IT WAS WORTH IT.”>BEN: I’M GONNA TRY TO REMAIN CALM, COOL AND COLLECTED. I’M NOT GONNA GET MAD. I’M NOT GONNA GET UPSET. I’M GONNA RELAX. BUT IT IS THE STUPIDEST THING HE EVER COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF, BURYING THESE EXPENSIVE ARTWORKS INSIDE OF A HALLWAY HERE.>BARRY: WELL BEN’S REACTION TO MY ART WAS THAT THE DOLPHIN ON THE GROUND CONSTITUTED MAYBE AS MUCH AS 18 PERCENT OF ALL THE DOLPHINS.>BEN: THIS IS A $25,000 PIECE OF ARTWORK. HE TAKES 25 PERCENT OF IT AND BURIES IT WHERE NOBODY CAN F–KING SEE IT. I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE I’M THE CUSTOMER. OKAY. FOR YOU TO PUT THAT STUFF BURIED AWAY IN THAT HALLWAY IS A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY TO ME. IT WAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I COULD IMAGINE YOU DOING.>BARRY: BUT THAT’S JUST A MATTER OF OPINION.>BEN: NO, IT’S NOT.>BARRY: ACTUALLY A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE IT THERE.>BEN: YOU HAVE A
BIG GIANT THING IN A DARK HALLWAY THAT
NOBODY GOES INTO.>BARRY: OH IT WAS LIKE ENCOUNTERING GODZILLA.>BEN: THIS IS GULF BOULEVARD. IF THAT BEAUTIFUL DOLPHIN WAS RIGHT THERE I’D BE SO F–KING HAPPY RIGHT NOW, I’D BE KISSING YOUR ASS.>BARRY: THE PROBLEM IS…>BEN: I WOULD BE WINING YOU, DINING YOU.>BARRY: IT’S GONNA BREAK THE FLOW OF…>BEN: I DON’T GIVE A F–K ABOUT THE FLOW.>BARRY: LOOK. WHEN MICHELANGELO TOOK ON THE SISTINE CHAPEL I DON’T THINK HE WENT INTO THAT PROJECT ANTICIPATING IT WOULD TAKE 17 YEARS.>BEN: HE COULD’VE PICKED UP THE PHONE AND HE COULD’VE SAID “HEY, I WANT TO MAKE A CHANGE. I DON’T LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS. COME ON OVER.” HE DIDN’T DO THAT. HE JUST FUCKING TAKES THESE PIECES OF ARTWORK AND GLUES THEM IN A FUCKING HALLWAY INSTEAD OF WHERE HE’S SUPPOSED TO. YOU FU–ED UP, BARRY. I’M SORRY.>BARRY: YEAH, BUT
HERE’S THE POINT. YOU GET THE HALLWAY FOR FREE.>BEN: I DON’T WANT THE HALLWAY. TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT HERE.>BARRY: WELL YOU DON’T REALLY WANT TO TAKE IT OFF. EVERYONE LIKES IT.>BEN: CAN YOU TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT HERE?>BARRY: NO.>BEN: LISTEN. DO ME A FAVOR, PAULY. YOU DEAL WITH IT. ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER DEAL YOU WORK OUT WITH HIM, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.>BARRY: I’VE STAYED
IN TWO ROOMS SINCE I’VE BEEN HERE. IN THE UPSTAIRS ROOM THE DOOR HANDLE CAME OFF IN MY HAND. THE KNOB IN THE SINK IT SPINS AROUND. THE TOWELS HAVE HOLES IN THEM. SHEETS ARE STAINED. GIANT COCKROACH. HE’S PUTTING LIPSTICK ON A PIG WITH THE ARTWORK. DO ME A FAVOR, WITH AN OPEN MIND ASK TEN PEOPLE TO LOOK AT IT IN THE HALLWAY.>BEN: I DON’T CARE
ABOUT TEN PEOPLE. TEN PEOPLE ARE NOT ME.>BARRY: YEAH. BUT IMAGINE THEY’RE
YOUR CUSTOMERS.>BEN: NO. MY ROLLS-ROYCE DRIVES UP HERE, I’M NOT GONNA LOOK AT A DOLPHIN. I’M GONNA LOOK AT A BLANK WALL.>BARRY: ALL RIGHT.>BEN: I GOTTA GET
TO THIS AUCTION. THE AUCTION STARTS
IN 30 MINUTES.>BARRY: IS THAT WHAT YOU’D LIKE ME TO DO?>BEN: LISTEN. I WANT THE JOB THAT I ORDERED.>BARRY: OKAY. RIGHT ON. IT’S ONE OF OUR FINEST PIECES OF WORK THAT WE’VE EVER CREATED. IT’S A MASTERPIECE. IT’S PERFECT. PERFECT IS GOOD ENOUGH.>BEN: I’VE GOT A BIG BEAUTIFUL MAIN STREET HERE. THE MOST EXPENSIVE STREET IN F–KING CLEARWATER, FLORIDA. HE BURIES EXPENSIVE ARTWORK IN A F–KING HALLWAY BECAUSE HIS PERSPECTIVE. LET HIM TAKE HIS PERSPECTIVE AND STICK IT UP HIS F–KING ASS.>BARRY: BUT I THINK BEN’S A GOOD GUY. SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN UNDERNEATH ALL THAT BLUBBER I THINK THERE’S REALLY A HEART.>PAULY: WHERE’S THAT PIECE OF PAPER? SHOW ME THAT PIECE OF PAPER AGAIN.>BARRY: ALL RIGHT. AND I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GOING TO GET THE FIN TO GO AROUND…>PAULY: JUST MOVE THE FIN UP ON HIS BACK A LITTLE FURTHER.>BARRY: SHOULD WE JUST REDESIGN THE ANATOMY OF A DOLPHIN TO SUIT THE WALL? THAT’LL BE A FREAK. I MEAN, IT’S ONE THING TO PUT A PROSTHETIC TAIL ON A DOLPHIN, BUT TO CHANGE ITS DORSAL FIN TO ACCOMMODATE A FIRE HYDRANT? I’M GONNA MAKE IT WORK. WHATEVER IT TAKES, THAT’S IT. BY THE TIME TODAY’S OVER I WILL HAVE THIS IN PLACE. I CAN’T BELIEVE… THE COLORS ARE LIKE WOW! I LOVE IT. ♪

100 thoughts on “‘BARRIED’ | Life For Sale

  1. MALLAH FUCK I AM IN A HARD WAY I WILL SEND YOU A LIGHTER STOP BURNING THE CASH I COULD REALLY USE THAT

  2. I’m very confused right now

  3. Great show!

  4. Don't you just love when people hired to do a job do it their own way. NOPE .

  5. hahahaha barry you gonna have a hit put out on yorsellf you keep talkin all that shit about the boss

  6. "reality" tv can suck this show's massive flaccid dick

  7. Comparing his tacky ass dolphins to Michelangelo's work ….. Wtf…

  8. I love watching Big Ben Smoke ciggs cuz it makes him happy ……… but i also dont like it knowing hes gonna die soon and i wont be able to watch this show any more #WELOVEuBIGBen πŸ™‚

  9. I fucking love this show – 55,928 views ??????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK that number should be times 100 πŸ™‚ – 5,592,800 πŸ™‚

  10. barry is summin else πŸ˜‚ id fucking kms my wife left me for that πŸ˜©πŸ”«

  11. Fucking horseshit dolphin liquid nails glue Walmart artist cunt old bastard fuckwad half stoned loser douchebag. Stacking his pockets with shit riches. Paul should fuck his ex wife in front of this idiot while he has an actual blunt in his mouth instead of that little pencil dick 20’s wanna be cigarette holder looking wannabe bullshit. Fuck this idiot.

  12. "Should we just redesign the anatomy of a dolphin to suit the wall?" hahaha

  13. A hundred dollars just wasted 😒

  14. F*** that show them fruit loops the Gators.

  15. LOLLLLLLL

  16. "walk away from the table before you have 2nd's" savage! πŸ˜‰

  17. Ben said cropsey avenue. my first postings on bens videos i mentioned bath beach area. I was raised on cropsey ave off bay 16th lol..

  18. this hotel likes cheese it likes like the place to go and fill ya missis with cheese

  19. Dolphin man 100% tags dolphin blow hole & gives dudes mustache rides in his spare time…

  20. Barry….you're a fuckwit mate..

  21. so funny,barry and ben! can you take it off! NO lmfao. barry you fked up,im sorry!what a stonehead!

  22. I really don’t know if this whole thing was a joke or not..but I love it. I think it’s foreal and therefore love it even more

  23. I love it

  24. 6:35 The fartist thinks he knows better than the client. Arrogant much?

  25. Ben is fucked up, but I love his humor. What a fuckin' comedian!

  26. Fucking hate those California artsy fartsy types. That art needs to be seen, where it makes money. Thats why its there. And just move the fucking fin up no one is going to fucking notice or give a shit. This is florida and we live in reality here.

  27. When can we expect more videos on life for sale ?!? Is there another channel ?

  28. Ben seems like a really good dude. He knows that a hard line is the best way to help the helpless.

  29. This episode is absolute gold !!!!!

  30. the name of the beat starting at min 7:34?

  31. I met the artist in California! The Weed is The BEST I've Ever Had!! If You Want The BEST Signs for your business, Hire Those Guys (Back To The Drawing Board)

  32. That art sucks lol

  33. Wait! She left Pauly for him? Whattt?? Omg

  34. Dude hit that jay, and said f it imma just put em up

  35. lmao

  36. calm, cool and collectED

  37. Ben reminds me of joey diaz, just funny breathing

  38. They were sharing a wife now they sharing a dolphinπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  39. This guy is motivation to keep the body healthy.

  40. barry never got out of the 70's man…dudes a trip haha

  41. I’ve been wasting my time on YouTube for a long time now. This channel is dude approved.

  42. Smoke that shit and paint like a motherfuker Ben is the fucking man the real p i m pπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘πŸ€™πŸ€™πŸ€™

  43. The dolphins are beautiful and hiding that dolphin in the hall was stupid probably took him 2 days to make the one in the hall as well.

  44. I was laughing my ass off the whole episode πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  45. HEALTH, WEALTH, LOVE, HAPINESS. THIS GUY REALLY NEEDS A PERSONAL TRAINER AND HEALTH COACH.

  46. Ben needs to get a Juul

  47. "Should we just change the anatomy of a dolphin?!" I mean….you could haha

  48. 7:26 the first time I took lsd

  49. I like the artist

  50. How much did you pay for this shit? I could have done a better job. Ben fuck that guy.

  51. Comes on camera and shows his weed and basically incriminates himself in bringing it from California all the way to Florida like it’s legal to do that. What a fucking dumbass this guy.

  52. Please dear god give these commenters a lesson on capitalism

  53. Fuck that artist, free thinker I want to do what I want to do, fuck that guy.

  54. It’s okay in the hallway. It’s so the occupants can see it.

  55. Yup, It's because of ppl like Barry that we now see maps in California to try and help ppl to navigate around other ppl's shit on the sidewalks and streets!! Hell with stopping ppl from acting like animals and shitting on the streets, just throw down a couple cones mark the spot on the app and call it a day! LMFAO Who the fuck calls human fat, blubber, this guys a trip!

  56. Ben is a star period!

  57. The man is a good artist but listen to the man that's paying you son😎

  58. Ben talk shit 2 everybody even when he likes it

  59. Ben Jr with the Google Glass LMAOO

  60. This is classic

  61. Barry smokes crack

  62. Husband in law lmao

  63. Giant Caca roach

  64. "Oh , Its like encountering Godzilla" . 4:45 ive never laughed so hard

  65. @ 6:08 – The way he looks down to his watch, but there is no watch on is arm cracks me up LMAO

  66. This is the funniest thing I've ever watched! Ben is hilarious & this artist dude so chilled out he's horizontal. Haha

  67. We cracked your window sorry ab that

  68. Guy gets baked and glues animals on buildings. What a life

  69. florida looks like its stuck in 2001

  70. leave the hall. make an additional piece for the front would have been my vote

  71. "First they shared a woman… now they're sharing a dolphin " funny funny stuff

  72. Priceless

  73. The customer is always right when it comes to custom work. The mockup should have been scaled on a poster board with no surprises.

  74. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  75. "This is Tahoe [OG]. Very fine." Lmfao

  76. I can't believe these are real people

  77. Lol i fuckinnnn lost it when he said they share the same women now theyre sharing a dolphin

  78. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  79. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  80. Yeahhhhh duuuuuudeee beautiful artworkkkkk broooooo, taho……organic

  81. I'm thinking Barry has been high since birth! JEEZ!!!!!!!!

  82. The beats on every video you make fuckin slaps

  83. "Why do you have to talk shit?1?'

    "Because that's what we do!"

  84. The ice cream shop across the street is fire

  85. Towels with holes!! Haha

  86. hahaah yoh dead

  87. Respect from India

  88. Is this real

  89. Barry, Your'e a dumb ass. If you fucking designed it right to begin with, you wouldn't have a problem. Another thing, Some of those dolphins are different sizes you stupid shit head, you should have changed the size so they fit. Fuck the hall way.

  90. this is just great

  91. This artist guy is fucking hilarious…He and Ben would make am amazing sitcom. Lol

  92. There's no heart in Making money!

  93. Butt ugly dolphin art.

  94. Ben is 100% right about this guy's artwork plus this guy is a complete stoner then you are a lot smarter why would you even hire this guy but then again there's always reasoning behind what you do and according to your portfolio and how you do things I Will Follow You into hell however this guy is a moron

  95. You must know this guy or be related to him or feel bad for him because clearly he's a f**** complete stoner and an idiot I'll smoke a Newport to that

  96. I just want to punch his f**** guy in his face what is comments and asking if he should put a prosthetic tail and this and that he is a f**** clear Stoner moron I know plenty of street artist that can do a way better job you paid him $25,000 to do that I know guys that can do a better job and when I say better job I mean blow your f**** mind then which one t $5,000 probably even for less than that

  97. And that is concrete as hard as you can get

  98. '' I don't give a fuck about the flow''

  99. I dont like how people treat ben

  100. Ben has a point

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